A mind is a terribly wasteful thing to democratize…
What I did on my holidays
Who really did in Peter Dunne?
In which we hear about the journalistic standard of accuracy and think it sounds like a fantastic idea.
The French have A Word For It
Lyndon Hood wonders why these people haven’t run out of credit
Shouldn’t reality have a better script?
If Planet Key did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.
Please, sir, can I have the implementation of a number of already-identified measures that have been shown internationally to mitigate poverty and benefit the wider economy?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on a subsistence wage provided by the State.
Getting by, with help from your friends
Feline fantasies of fame fortune and bloody vengence
From a past life as a Muppet
An extraordinary tale of marine vicissitude
Inspection is my life
Like 1001 nights in the Caliphate of Key…
Politics is child’s play
The Lunacy of Earthquake Satire
Is he a natural clown or the nation’s greatest conceptual artist?
Lyndon Hood looks back at 2010 and feels reasonably satisfied
Isn’t it funny / How a bear likes cutting the public service? / Buzz buzz buzz, / I wonder why he does.
Steven Joyce meets Elvis at the bottom of a glass
Government To Mine Rich Vein Of Irony
Naif balladeer has mandolin, and a story to tell
Odes for the malodorous
Lyndon Hood installs a crime-prevention camera in the Justice Minister’s mind.