A List of Thing Mates Don’t Let Mates Do, Based on a Google Search and/or the Fact Asylum Seekers are Human Beings
Wondering why you don’t have a new government yet? Let me fill you the f**k in.
Bringing Order to the Election Result
A National Party Spin Doctor Writes
Do Politicians Dream of Electric Sheep?
Because English is nothing is not Shakespearean
A farewell to welfare faring well.
As Chairman-at-large of the National Committee for Ideas that Sounded Good at the Time, I get asked a lot about this social investment strategy lark.
Some free verse poetry a cockroach typed into my computer over the weekend.
As the President continues trying to throw the immigrant-and-refugee baby out with the bathwater, there is increasing attention on the man behind the curtain.
The Triumph of Trump.
I repeat the best after you, everyone says so.
I figure if this guy can write an inauguration poem, anyone can.
The GOP’s post-election “UNIFIED.” tweet glossed over a few significant issues.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a red nose jammed onto a human face – forever.
Consoling the Finance Minister over an English Bitter
Emergency housing is not so snow white.
Panama’s in Pajamas
Auckland struggles to cope with its over-supply of advice on housing affordability…
Kanye do something with this album cover meme? Ye kan!
Reading the fine print, except it’s not actually fine at all.
Australia and Other Nonsense
History, In A Grain Of Salt
Shouldn’t forging a nation from blood and sacrifice be against the law?
Running a few ideas up the flagpole to see if anyone repeatedly chops them down
What political secrets might we conceivably find lurking within Tinder dating app profiles?
A General description of a Major problem
Got a political problem? Add water, and look lively
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth double.
Its lonely at the top, but the view is grand