jk

From The Hood : Texts From My PM

Lyndon Hood wonders why these people haven’t run out of credit

by Lyndon Hood
key_mask_crop_thumb

From The Hood : This Movie Sucks

Shouldn’t reality have a better script?

by Lyndon Hood
2567ac1bf32bb80c3735

From The Hood : Qui, Jean, Ou Est La Growth?

If Planet Key did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.

by Lyndon Hood
Dickens_oliver_twist2

From the Hood : Poor Show

Please, sir, can I have the implementation of a number of already-identified measures that have been shown internationally to mitigate poverty and benefit the wider economy?

by Lyndon Hood
08b4e08988ececb50454

From The Hood: WINZ of Omission

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on a subsistence wage provided by the State.

by Lyndon Hood
5e013e4ec618476ad305

From The Hood: Eurorecovery Made Easy

The Spanish Economy, by a New Zealand Observer

by Lyndon Hood
tagger tom

From The Hood : The Adventures of Tom, Tagger

Getting by, with help from your friends

by Lyndon Hood
key

From The Hood : Man Over Board

Where abouts is the nowhere man?

by Lyndon Hood
Cat image

From The Hood : Moonbeam Dreams of Murder

Feline fantasies of fame fortune and bloody vengence

by Lyndon Hood
canary in the coal mine

From the Hood: The Inspector Protector

Inspection is my life

by Lyndon Hood
lyndon

From the Hood: Sestina SIStina Barcelona

The art of spying, dying and versifying

by Lyndon Hood
oldman_brash_key3

From the Hood : The Antipodean Nights’ Entertainments

Like 1001 nights in the Caliphate of Key…

by Lyndon Hood
2

From The Hood : Goff Disappointed As World Fails To End

Rapture no-show deals serious blow to Labour’s election plans

by Lyndon Hood
jhnkey

From The Hood : Learning To Read The PM

Politics is child’s play

by Lyndon Hood
334945e8e8b892602aec

From The Hood : You Have Been Mooned

The Lunacy of Earthquake Satire

by Lyndon Hood
5fb93f6657f67f089474

From The Hood : “John Key PM” Wins 2011 Walters Prize For Modern Art?

Is he a natural clown or the nation’s greatest conceptual artist?

by Lyndon Hood
hood

From The Hood : Mustn’t Grumble

Lyndon Hood looks back at 2010 and feels reasonably satisfied

by Lyndon Hood
Hood

From the Hood : Lost in Wiseacre Wood

Isn’t it funny / How a bear likes cutting the public service? / Buzz buzz buzz, / I wonder why he does.

by Lyndon Hood
thatsallfolks_key

From The Hood : Looney Toons In Hobbiton

The unionth are dethpicable!

by Lyndon Hood
Joyce

From The Hood :Auto Erotic

Steven Joyce meets Elvis at the bottom of a glass

by Lyndon Hood
3

From The Hood : Absolutist Simon Power Corrupts Absolutely

Simon is so powerful nobody’s allowed to argue with him

by Lyndon Hood
Energy-Deal

From the Hood: Striking Comedy Gold

Government To Mine Rich Vein Of Irony

by Lyndon Hood
frog

From The Hood : Some more of me polemics

The author is reincarnated into the body of a free verse poet

by Lyndon Hood
hood

From The Hood : Faster Liberals, Kill! Kill!

Suddenly the Government’s strategy makes sens

by Lyndon Hood
hulllogo

From the Hood: Boraxing poetical

Odes for the malodorous

by Lyndon Hood
obey

From the Hood: Logo-rhythms

Super Logos for a Super City

by Lyndon Hood
hood

From The Hood: Think Crimes

Lyndon Hood installs a crime-prevention camera in the Justice Minister’s mind.

by Lyndon Hood
Hood

From The Hood : Relax, everything’s fine!

We’ll put the world to rights

by Lyndon Hood
fp parallel-universes1

From the Hood : Looking beyond the veil into news beyond our own

Looking beyond the veil into news beyond our own

by Lyndon Hood
hood

From the Hood : Bullet Points Will Solve All My Structure Problems

Bullet Points Will Solve All My Structure Problems

by Lyndon Hood