Bringing Order to the Election Result
by Lyndon Hood
A List of Phrases of the Form Adopted by Patrick Gower to Promote Newshub Political Polls, for His Use in Coming Months
Intricate and Deadly
Tired and Emotional
Overprecise and Within-the-Margin-of-Error
Without Form and Void
Fast and Furious
Home and Away
Sticky and Moist
Avocado and Toast
Bread and Roses
Bread and Circuses
Cake and Cake
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A List of Occasions on which to Drink, According to the Rules Adopted by This Author on the Night of Saturday 23 September 2017
Thereafter.
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A List of Notable Areas of Policy Common Ground from which to Begin Negotiations for this National-Greens Coalition that Some People Seem to Think is an Actual Possibility